Okay, here's my updated list of malapropisms. You are welcome to use them.
It's a mute point.
For all intensive purposes.
He's now on the straight end arrow.
It's a doggy dog world.
Get your ducks in a road.
Stop spilling hairs.
Sixty one or half-a-dozen of the other.
Stop using your bully puppet.
A wolf in cheap clothing.
It's not sketched in bone.
Don't take me for granite.
Do it to the best of your mobility.
Pigment of your imagination.
Pineapple of ignorance.
He's the black sheet of his family.
It's just the tip of the icebox.
You're gasping at straws.
The death nail.
The deaf nail.
There's light under the tunnel
That is typical of him, he starts on one subject, then goes off an a tandem
At my wick's end.
Slip these into a conversation and watch the other party stop to replay it in their mind while asking themselves, "Did he really say what I think he just said?"
Nota bene: don't confuse these with homonyms.
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